Tag: random musings
member name: Johnny 5000
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January 09, 2007 01:19 PM EST --
Me no smartt. Smart matter? NO!
Amerimukuh!
W ell, we would take time to see, what smart mean. Pshychologocoligal professors. "I can't believe it's not butter!" . . .
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June 05, 2006 01:51 AM EDT --
Whenever I first hear a rock block, I assume the singer died.
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May 03, 2006 03:44 AM EDT --
1. Can turn into a truck.
2. Is a giant robot who carries a handgun.
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March 31, 2006 04:33 PM EST --
Is that it?
A life lived, one year short of 60, and in the end, that's what it costs me. I stand in the drugstore, I feel chest-punched by the fluorescent fact that people's mothers dying . . .
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March 28, 2006 05:20 PM EST --
It never rains in Los Angeles.
This is what Los Angeles wants you to think. This is what TV and movies want you to think. This is what you want to think, whether or not you live in Los Angeles. . . .
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March 25, 2006 02:00 PM EST --
I can't speak to the legitimacy of David Hasselhoff's estranged wife's claims, but this is a sad and confusing day for me.
I had previously understood that Michael Knight operated above the . . .
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March 01, 2006 02:15 PM EST --
Why didn't the producers of Striking Distance, the 1993 Bruce Willis vehicle about a boat cop, just call it Boat Cop? Would've made a lot more money at the box office, I tell you what. . . .
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February 01, 2006 09:06 PM EST --
I always want to be exactly where I am.
That statement is not meant to be taken as the expression of an inherently optimistic, Buddhist-like philosophy on life, a la the grammatically alternate "where . . .
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January 18, 2006 11:15 PM EST --
The chorus of "Razorblade", the fourth track on the Strokes' new album First Impressions of Earth, sounds exactly like Manilow's "Mandy" (in melody only, obviously). . . .
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